Stoned

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Stoned

You might think the life and lifestyle of rock star Brian Jones consisted of a little more than what we get in Stephen Woolley’s 2005 film entitled ‘Stoned’. But then again, it isn’t about his life as much as it is about his death; it isn’t really about Brian Jones as much as it is about a certain Frank Thorogood, and the things he did during a famous but fateful period of time. I read that there is no definitive answer regarding Jone’s death, a deathbed confession that supposedly never was; a tragic accident that was apparently very deliberate. The film is, in the end, a documenting of one side of the story a belief a certain director might have or a take on previously transpired events. It is a documentation that is brimming with style and emphasis on the visual as it flies through this person’s life up to the point he’ll meet the man that supposedly murdered him, before slowing down and making a meek study.The man in question is Brian Jones (Gregory), a penis of a rock band named The Rolling Stones from which I’m pretty sure the title of the film comes; although he did rather like his drug use. The film begins with Jones’ euphoric rise to power with archive footage shoved in our faces as fast edits, bright colours and general build up hogs the screen. This is before Paddy Considine’s Frank Thorogood arrives, a builder who leads a very simple life with unspectacular but somewhat desired results. He is unimpressed by Jones at first, even under-rawed by his presence in comparison to flocks of screaming fans shown mere minutes ago. And so the slight study is established with an underwhelmed Thorogood initially meeting super-star Jones before time develops mindsets and attitudes eventually change.The study isn’t so much obsession with a celebrity, as explored in The King of Comedy, as much as it is eventual jealousy; a taste of the forbidden fruit and then a constant temptation to revert back to it. But it is Jones whose given the majority of the runtime, through a series of necessary flashbacks unfolded mostly through a visual filter of bright colours; bizarre camera angles shot on an array of different lens’; this down to the influence the ecstasy has on said people. We get all the necessary stuff: the scenes at the concerts; progression with the rest of the band members and how that spirals out of control; the progression of his relationship with girlfriends and the meeting of a certain Anna Wohlin (Novotny) backstage at Munich, although I’m not sure how she got through all that crowd control. She does, incidentally, pretty much exist to remove her clothes every now and again as well as act as the object of Thorogood’s gaze.Jones seems to have garnered all of what he had by accident. He’s portrayed as immature and not as a particularly clever individual at the best of times, but he inherits all this fame and attention which comes with the house, the cars and the women following shows across Europe. But rather than portray Jones in a negative light and force us into disliking him, I really just felt sorry for him; that this individual, who clearly loves what he does for a living, just doesn’t know how to use all this money and fame in a sensible manner with moderation seemingly ever-elusive. A lot of whatever kick you’re going to get out of the study the film makes, lies within Thorogood’s gaze. He, along with a few other builders, is hired to extend Jones’ huge manor house based out in the country as Jones himself faces exile from the band that made him famous.As a character, Frank is central to the film. He represents not only the audience, as a figure that is given permission to be allowed into this little world of allure and fame, but additionally as a representation of how easy it to fall into the ‘trap’ of this lifestyle; how someone quite feasibly on Brian Jones’ ‘level’ of sensibility and intellect can be lured into a life of women, hallucinogenic drugs and rock music. It also acts as a demonstration on Jones’ influence and how his way of life is able to influence. Frank is allowed glimpses of Anna when he does push-ups in front of her as well as Jones; he gets a flavour for the laid back lifestyle as Jones sits beside an empty pool and listens to rock music, Frank looking over him in eerie fashion given how it all ends; and the casual drug use soon follows before Frank begins to loose the trust and connection with his fellow builders, much like Jones began to loose the respect and acknowledgement of his own group of co-workers, that being his band: The Rolling Stones.It’s all quite interesting, but progressive and feels somewhat obligatory. David Morrissey turns up now and again as Tom Keylock, Jones’ manager and chews the scenery as he spouts dialogue delivered in what sounds uncannily like a Michael Caine impression; but the supporting cast is disappointing on the whole. The other ‘Stones’ members are there purely for petty visualisation; the girls exist to get undressed and daft cameos from people like David Walliams as an accountant just distract when it shouldn’t. Regardless, the film is worth seeing for its documentation of Jones’ last days and its look at the lifestyle it studies.

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Saturday, February 27th, 2010

1 Clip, 2 Pics from Katherine Macanufo in Sick Girl


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Book of Blood

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Book of Blood

I went into this film with no expectations whatsoever. I had a very vague idea of what the story was. And while I enjoyed the film, it is plagued by mediocrity at every turn, so much so that by the end, you are almost taken completely out of the film, because you’re tired of waiting for it to get good.The biggest problem lies in the script. The characters are all one-dimensional. At no point do we feel like we know anything about anyone. This is frustrating in a film that wants us to be scared. We can’t be scared if we don’t identify with our characters. The dialogue is also inane and incredibly bland. There isn’t a single flair of writerly wit in the entire script. Every exchange feels as if it was rushed through by the writer, never developing the dialogue beyond the purpose of getting from A to B.Speaking of bland, the visual style of the film is very bleak and one-note. The film sports a dull gray look, that borders on ebony and white, throughout the entire film. It gets very boring to look at. All of the lighting schemes were flat and without any kind of flair as well. The shots are just as boring. I don’t think there is a single outstanding piece of cinematography in the entire film. Everything is very by the book, and like so much of the film, bland and mediocre.Before I jump into the performances, I want to say that none of the actors are bad. They did not have first class material to work with, but at the same time, no one seems overly dedicated to their roles. Each person seems to have only a basic understanding of their character. No one does anything special in their performance. Like the dialogue and the visual style, it is all very one-dimensional. This film would have benefited from using well-known actors. Since we don’t get to know them in the story, it would have been helpful if thew audience knew them before the film even started. This is a sentiment that is inevitable with known actors.Oh, I have forgotten to say what the film does well. The special effects are quite good. There is gore that will make you gag and occurrences that will shock you. For such an obviously low-budget film, these are effects that would make Hollywood proud.Overall, there is nothing bad about this film. It has some great ideas, and it is good at its core, but it does nothing great. It barely does anything good. It is proficient. It is mediocre. It is just another example of the lack of Justice we have come to expect from adaptations of Clive Barker’s material.

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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

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Here’s Bethenny Frankel, star of Real Housewives of New York, wearing an horny see-through dress at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala. I guess one could say she can classify as a real celebrity now since we’ve all seen her nipples. Join the ranks of Lindsay and Paris, Bethenny, you have just made yourself one erotic celebrity in my book. For a oldie woman she sure looks erotic, and those plump hard nipples get something of mine sort of hard as well! Check out the largest celebrity archives on the internet and have access to more nudie famous pictures and fuck tapes than you knew were in existence at Celeb Heat.

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Naomi Watts

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Naomi Watts


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A longtime friend of fellow Aussie bombshell Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts has taken after her pal in her openness to onscreen nudity, beginning with the 1993 thriller Gross Misconduct, where she showed her naked boobs, ass, and pussy. Her huge breakthrough came in 2001with David Lynch’s masterpiece Mulholland Dr., where she revealed her breasts and had two scorching lesbian fuck scenes with luscious Latina Laura Harring.Naomi didn’t stop there and went on to show skin in The Outsider, 21 Grams, and Ellie Parker, where she showed all three B’s in a bathtub. And there’s been no shortage of non-nude sexiness either. Naomi showed up in skimpy lingerie in Undertaking Betty, Funny Games, and I Heart Huckabees, and in We Don’t Live Here Anymore she covered up her pudenda with a fig leaf, Eve-style. True to her name, when Naomi Watts electrifies the huge screen, everyone gets turned on…. >>> read more

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Monday, November 16th, 2009

Jessica Alba Working Her Bikini Magic Once Again

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This is a moment I have fantasized of really, and it’s finally going down once again. She brought upon us some of the hottest bikini photos known to man and she has pulled it off once again. Here are some photos of Jessica Alba on the beach in her bikini, and she still looks incredible after having a child. Of course she’s on all fours in a couple pics allowing us to gawk at her tight skinny body. There is something about the petite little figure on her with all of her hot attributes there really is no competition as to who can do this kind of thing better. Check out Celeb Heat and you can download more foxy celeb photos and hardcore sex tapes than anywhere else.

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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Delicious Ciara Hard Erect Nipples Showing Through

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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Olsen Twins X-rated Lesbian Fake Pics

Olsen twins Ashley and Mary Kate were both horny one day so they thought of fitting each other with a host of hard cocktoys. Celeb Defamer brings you this twin’s all-hardcore pop star fakes pics right here! After a bit of show-and-tell with their stiff dildos, they went down on each other and plunged each other’s twats! This twin really got their clits swollen and red! These high-res celebs fakes will definitely keep you tuned in for more of the hottest stars in Hollywood! In this gallery, the hot twin gave us something more than sisterly love as they took all the time pleasuring each other!

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Peaches

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Peaches

The Australian flick industry is reputed to be in a mess, and this movie gives a hint of why that might be. Set and filmed in the South Australian Riverland area, famous for its grapes and stonefruit, it attracted funding from the SA and Australian mpeg commissions and the scenery is lovely. But you don’t get much for $A5.5 million in movie production these days and despite some nice cinematography the production values are pretty modest FAQ TV movie level. Most of the money probably went on food for the shoot. Hugo Weaving is in it (he must owe director Craig Monaghan a favour after the brilliant “Interview”) and there is other fine acting from Jacqueline McKenzie and (especially) Emma Lung as Steph. Yet somehow it doesn’t make it.Is it the script? This is by Sue Smith who has written many absorbing hours of TV drama (”Carson’s Law”, “Brides of Christ”, “Bordertown”), and while her dialogue is a bit posh for a bunch of peach cannery workers it is at least coherent.Is it the plot? It is indeed a bit over-ripe. We have the melodramatic circumstances of Steph’s birth, the love to hate relationship between her aunt and the cannery foreman, Steph’s taking up with the said foreman and his brother, not to mention the brother’s criminal record, and an arson attempt. But in the end nothing truly out of the ordinary occurs.Is it the theme? Life in rural Australia has never been easy and is not getting any easier. Canneries are closing, small towns are dying, and the drought is tightening its grip. The video reflects all that but somehow inadequately reflects the resulting personal malaise. “The Farm” (a mere TV movie) and “Three Dollars” did a much better job of combining the character’s personal dilemmas with a more general view of their circumstances.As to the acting, there is little to complain about. Hugo is a very fine actor and both he and Jacqueline get away with being 20-year-olds in the flashback scenes. I’m not sure the part was a big challenge to his resources but he handles the love scenes with Emma very well - his alleged ugliness (I like to think of him as lugubriously handsome) is only an issue for those who do not realise that attractive young girls can and do fall in love with ugly old men (remember Rasputin, and heck, Hugo was only 42 at the time of filming).Jacqueline McKenzie provides an interesting contrast between the party-loving girl of the flashbacks with the present-day overprotective aunt who uses Steph’s mobile phone as an electronic leash. Emma Lung shows some real talent as the pretty, confused and dyslectic Steph, Craig Monaghan has put the story together quite artfully and tastefully with some nifty cutting but in some ways the whole is not quite the sum of its parts. The characters are interesting and sympathetic, but a bit dumb, somehow. Maybe that’s the Australian condition!

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